zeldathemes
maddie, colorado, professional at mariokart
Kaiba's a Loser

gotitforcheap:

cute girl on the street: hey do you have the time?

me: sure do! 8:15

cute girl on the street: thanks 

me: so what are we?

myfleshwounds:

If you don’t like piercings, don’t get any.
If you don’t like tattoos, don’t get any.
If you don’t agree with abortions, don’t get one.
If you don’t like gay marriage, don’t marry your same gender.

If you don’t like something, don’t do it.

But DO NOT prevent someone else from doing it just because you don’t like it.

britishprostitute:

britishprostitute:

rocking chair

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i can’t even imagine how much i must have had to drink when i made this

4titty:

when a mutual likes your selfie but doesn’t reblog it

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miucciapet:

android commercial: *proves that they’re better than iphones in every way possible*

me: …and?

Once you’ve accepted your flaws, no one can use them against you.
Tyrion Lannister   (via eloque-nce)

presidentgay:

me: *doesn’t start hw until 10 pm*

me: *at 10:15 pm* i am dROWNing in sCHOOL work why do teachers do this to me I hATE THis cruel WORLD look at all of THE iNJUSTICE 

craftbeerhallputsch:

specterofcommunism:

zhouenlaid:

heroque:

kingcheddarxvii:

Had a dream just now that Macklemore was named TIME magazine’s Most Muggable Musician and he showed up at an interview to accept the award and they mugged him

What’s the point of mugging someone who only has $20 in their pocket

$20 can get you many peanuts

explain how

Money can be exchanged for goods and services

swarnpert:

neongenesisevangaylion:

cool fact: the south will never rise again

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